I recently had the following conversation with my son:

Peter: “Dad, Maria and I just made some bracelets. Do you know what they say?”

Me: “No, what do they say?”

Peter: “One says, ‘Go Nats’ for the Nationals.”

Me: “That’s a good one.”

Peter: “Another says ‘Go Reds’.”

Me: “Even better.”

Peter: “Do you know what the last one says?”

Me: “No, what?”

Peter: “Yankees stink.”

Me: “That’s my boy!”

(For those curious as to the title of this post, click here ^[1]).